#BUNCHA SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE MOVIE#
The plot of the movie is simple, Dutch and his six-man team has been called in by the CIA to rescue a government official whose helicopter has gone down in Val Verde. In fact throughout the movie Dutch is smoking a cigar.ĭutch : So why don’t you use the regular army? What do you need us for?ĭillon : ‘Cause some damn fool accused you of being the best.ĭutch : What’s the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?ĭillon : Make it easy on yourself, Dutch.ĭutch : You never did know when to quit, huh?ĭutch : What is this fucking tie business?ĭillon : Aw, come on, forget about my tie, man. Oh did I mention that Dutch was smoking a cigar, because that was there too. The camera holds the shot of two thick biceps, well-oiled with sweat, you see where I’m going with this, for a noticeable second. If you don’t believe me the first meeting of Major Allen “Dutch” Schaefer and George Dillon is the two men laughing at meeting and having an arm wrestling match while standing. Now it’s not enough that the cast is almost nothing but men, I’ll get to that later, trust me, it’s the fact that each of these men possess more muscle than currently exists in every Planet Fitness across the United States.
Alongside Scwarzenegger are men like Carl Wathers (Apollo from Rocky), Jesse Ventura (who inspired the title of this essay), Sonny Landham, Bill Duke (also in Commando and then nothing else apparently), Shane Black, and Richard Chaves. The cast list reads either like the next Expendables film or else the line-up of congressman from Minnesota.
#BUNCHA SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE FULL#
Speaking of bodies the movie Predator if full of them. Though it may also have had something to do with his body. Scwarzenegger, despite his thick Austrian accent that your brother thinks he can do after he’s had three cocktails and he promised he’d stay clean for your son’s birthday party, became an icon for American capitalism and everything the West stood for. The point is in the eighties Scwarzenegger became a colossal force in cinema for the action films he did including Terminator, Conan the Barbarian, and Commando (a movie that I’m positive is about nothing but gay sex but that’s for another essay). Big balls too if you…alright I tried being clever here and it isn’t working, it’s just creeping me out, and I already have enough problems with getting people trying to look for dicks and finding me instead. It wasn’t enough that he was the balls, he was the balls that everyone wanted.
In the eighties, Scwarzenegger was the balls. The reason for this significance is simple. The only name on the cover is Scwarzenegger in bold white IMPACT font above the red title. In fact McTernan’s name isn’t even on the cover of the DVD copy I own. The phrase comes from the eighties, specifically the film Predator by John McTernan who is largely forgotten because his film created an entire science fiction mythology, not to mentioned balanced an almost entirely male cast whose collected metabolism could keep the Western hemisphere lighted for the next ten years. Most likely no, but still that would be one hell of a title for a novel wouldn’t it? I’m tempted to write it just to see how it would sell based on the title alone.
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